Regular Crack Chapter 25~25th crack pairing: Eileen and Skips~Regular Crack Chapter 25 by pinkluver93
It was a Saturday afternoon, and Eileen, Margaret and her friend Callie, a thin burgandy-colored swan, were walking into the woods.
Callie dreadfully sighed, looking at her nails. "We skipped the big blowout sale at the mall for this?"
"Don't worry, guys," Eileen assured. "I just have to find a pure maple tree, that way I can get the heart-shaped maple nut I'm looking for. Then we'll be out of here in a jiffy, I promise."
"But I thought maple trees were hard to find around here?" Margaret asked.
"They are," Callie replied. "The old people were always chopping them down. I told your weirdo friend that ten times before, but she practically ignored me!"
"I didn't, I just had hope that there'd be atleast one maple tree in these parts." Eileen shyly said. "How else am I gonna get that maple nut for my recipe?"
"Maple nuts don't even exist! Just buy syrup at the store like normal people do, that way you won't ruin other peoples' days because you wanna d