HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE


1.Eat yogurt with a fork, and insist that the utensil is “broken”.
2.Chew gum like a cow. Then, at the most random time, yell, “MOO!”
3.Take a book and a flashlight in the movie theater, turn on light and start to read.
4.See a very popular movie in theaters and then go and see it again with a friend who’s never seen it. Tell them all the surprising and awesome parts wile the previews are playing.
5.When a friend call’s you. Ask them if you can be put them on hold. When they agree, take your time, go take a shower, mow the lawn, and watch a movie. See how long it takes for them to hang up.
6.laugh after every sentence (even if its not funny)
7.Call 911 and breathe heavily.
8.Walk up to random people and ask, very seriously, “Do you know the muffin man?”
9.answer the phone saying, “y’ello”
10.Walk stealthily around supermarkets, humming “mission impossible”. When someone comes into the isle your in jump and cower against the wall. As they walk past you, point an imaginary gun at them look at them wide eyed, muttering to yourself.
11.Give everyone bunny ears with your fingers.
12.Answer every question with, “your mom”.
13. Walk behind someone in the mall and spray everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
14. Stare at the sidewalk until someone walks past you. Get all mad and scream at them, “You just stepped on Antonio!!”
15. Go to a busy corner or street, gasp and point at some random street, see how may people look.
16.When you’re in line at the bank asks the man in front of you if he knows how to unjam a pistol.
17. Wear a ski mask to the bank.
18.Say this over and over again, Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a hole. I died there. There were lots of rats. Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy, I was crazy once. They put me in a hole. I died there. There were lots of rats. Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy........
19.Try to make reservations at McDonalds.
20. When in an argument, no matter what it’s about, say this randomly, “I don’t see your name on it.”
21.sing the batman theme over and over and over again
22. When in an elevator with a lot of people, push all the buttons. Sing the same song all the way to the top.
23. Walk into someone’s house, with out even saying hello go to the kitchen and eat their food.
24. Start singing a song that everyone knows and expect that the person standing next to you to sing along. When they don’t, ask: “everyone knows that song…are you stupid?”
25. Tape over climactic parts in movies.
26. Walk into an elevator and sit in the corner, rock back in forth in a fetal position and whimper, “their coming….their coming….” When the elevators stops jump up and casually exit without saying a word.
27. Drive half a block.
28. When someone is sleeping, wake them up and ask,” what are you doing?”
29. In your car, Turn on your radio to a talk show, turn it up, roll down your window and headbang.
30. Hold tennis rackets up to you’re face; pretend you’re in jail and scream, “GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!”
31. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
32. Staple paper in the middle of the page.
33. Name your dog “DOG”.
34. Make beeping noise’s as a large person backs up.
35. Touch your hair and sniff incessantly.
36. When in church, go up to speak and scream into the microphone the lyrics to an ACDC song. When finished say, “the word of the lord”.
37. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
38.  Ask people what gender they are.
39.  mow your lawn with scissors
40.  go to a golf tournament, and when all is silent and the golfer is about to swing, yell, “ swing-batta batta batta- suhwing batter”
41. Cough very loudly when people are giving a very well written report.
42. Introduce yourself to someone and then walk away very quickly.
43. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
44. Drum on every available surface.
45.Tell people their accent isn’t fooling anyone.
46. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
47.Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
48.Call the operator and ask them what the number is for 911.
49. Stare at someone for about five minutes, making sure they know you’re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up behind them humming the “Jaws” theme. Sniff their head, and then run away. Repeat.
50. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
51. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
52. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question. Shout, “I win!”
53. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK whopper.
54.  Pretend you are invisible.
55.  When someone ask you a question, or says something nice to you. Look at them weirdly and then say, “Oh, no you didn’t!!” slap them in the back of the head.
56.Wile going down an elevator, scream, “AGHHHH!!WERE GONNA DIE!!” for no apparent reason.
57. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit next to someone and scratch your head a lot.
58. Super glue quarters to floors.
59. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you.
60.Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."