60 WAYS ON HOW TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHERS
1.ask your teacher what they will be teaching, after reply "I'm out" give them your books at leave
2.when your teacher is turned, throw your pen across the room and say "it slipped"
3.When your teacher asks if anyone had any questions, say "yeah, how do i get boredom out of my head!!!!"
4.Pick a normally used word like "and" or "like" and every time it is said, clap your hands and run around your desk in a circle.
5.when answering a true or false questions, everytime its false stand and yell "LIES ALL LIES!!!!" sit down and act as if nothing has happened
6.Name your pen Mr. Pen and ask his opinion on the teacher's questions to you.
7.when your teacher says something intelligent answer with "quite right old bean" in an English sort of manner
8.draw a smiley face on your paper and talk to it
9.in Spanish class, specify that you don't speak Spanish so you don't understand
10.call everyone bob and all the teachers Mr/Mrs bob
11.hide things and watch your teachers hunt for them
12.tell your teacher that you know that the calk dust is actually cocaine
13.Put a "brain dead
.be back soon" on your desk and go to sleep when your teacher asks you to get up ask, "Can't you read the sign?"
14.name all your erasers and make them into a big happy family
15.hold a funeral for the trees it took to make the lined paper, demanded for the whole class to take a moment of silence
16.When your teacher explains something laugh loudly and yell "now I get it!!"
17.when the bell rings pick up your desk and turn it around
18.change seats every 5 seconds
19.tell the history teacher that theres no point in learning about dead people cause there will be a zombie apocalypse soon
20.ask your teacher about the meaning of life
21.ask your math teacher and English question
22. Give your teacher abrupt comments about their appearance such as "I like your pants!!!" right in the middle of class
23.Read the lesson ahead of time and raise your hand when your teacher calls on you explain the whole lesson to the class in less then 30 seconds.
24.get everyone in the class to click their pens at the exact same time over and over and over again
25.ask the teacher if you can be excused for life
26.ask your teacher where babies come from in the middle of a lesson
27.before a big test, meditate on your desk and if anyone asks, "I'm channeling the spirit of Einstein"
28.hold open doors for invisible people
29.ask for an extra worksheets every day, claiming your dog keeps eating them
30.ask your teacher the same question for a week
31.complain to the principal the locker keeps eating your books
32.When you have a sub, greet them by yelling "FRESH MEAT!!!"
33.tell your religion teacher you cant attend school anymore cause its against your religion
34.raise your hand, when they call on you just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling"
35.after being given a worksheet, stick it in your mouth and eat it
36.gnaw on your pencil very loudly
37.call the health teacher a pervert
38.using the water fountains, make a slip n' slide down the halls
39.constantly throw your pen across the room and say that your hands have "spastic arteries"
40.scribble on your paper and say its in code so the people wont cheat on you
41.answer every question with "that's what she said, "your mom" or "your face"
42.scan random body parts and post them all over school
43.switch the bathroom signs
44.pass notes to your imaginary friend and ask why he didn't get in trouble if you get caught
45.talk to your friends across the room, if your teacher tells you to stop get up and go whisper to them instead
46.cry everytime something falls of a desk, saying it committed suicide
47.When your teacher looks away, bang on the desk and scream when she turns back just do your work.
48.take off your socks and make hand puppets, have them fight over answering the questions
49.ask your foreign language teacher what English words mean
50.Bring a big rubber band ball to school and keep asking the teacher if they want any and throw it at them before they can answer.
51.accuse your shadow of cheating
52.sniff the teacher and ask if they've been drinking
53.walk into a different classroom and see how long it'll take until they notice
54.state that you wrote the text books
55.pretend your blind and deaf
56.Stare at your classmates until they look at you, yell "STOP LOOKING AT ME FREAK YOUR DISTRACING ME!!"
57.answer every question with "well heck, I dunno"
58.run across the room, slap the teacher and tell them that "their it"
59.take your pants off and put them in the lost and found
60.randomly run to the window and say "oh sorry I thought I saw the bat signal"